The blogosphere is currently abuzz with reports of an unusual looking animal that washed up on a riverbank in Cerro Azul, Panama. The creature, looking like a hairless sloth, has been described as everything from an alien to an unborn fetus to an elaborate hoax.
The media is reporting that a group of teenagers were swimming in a river when the ‘frightening’ animal crawled out of a cave. The teenagers threw rocks at the pale creature and then beat it to death with sticks. Afterwards, they threw its limp body into the river and took a few snapshots to preserve their work for posterity.
Whether the strange hairless creature from a South American cave is a new species, an unusual looking rendition of a known species or even a fancy hoax, is not really the point, because regardless of where the creature came from or what it is, how the animal was treated is all too familiar.
At the heart of the "Strange Creature From Panama” story is a familiarity that elevates this particular tale from yet another fictitious sighting of a Yeti or the Loch Ness Monster to a plausible, even factual story. Even though it seems ludicrous that a group of teenagers could be frightened of the creature depicted in the photos, we know that it is entirely plausible that kids would beat such a creature to death.
Looking at the pictures of the fragile creature with its odd-looking arm thrown over its malformed head is unnerving, not for its awkward vulnerability in death or even because of the possibility of the images simply being yet another tasteless internet joke, but because we know, with absolute certainty, that someone, somewhere on the planet would not hesitate to throw rocks at this creature and then beat it to death.
I think this is why we flock to this story, like grim voyeurs at a tragic roadside accident, not because of the strangeness of the tale, but because of the uncomfortable familiarity of its sad ending.
Valerie Williams is the editor of GreenMuze.com. She lives on Salt Spring Island, Canada.

No information and a sappy conclusion.
written by quasi-biologist , September 21, 2009
written by RO , September 21, 2009
I think people who instinctively want to destroy something simply because it is different are useless......isn't it the same as what white people did to the Indians or to blacks or to the jews?
It makes me sick that these ignorant, small minded people enjoy the same air I breathe, the same planet I live on and yet have no regard for the life around them, even if it just the life of a strange, hairless creature coming out of his cave to breathe the air and see the sun.............I HATE YOU
written by Vanessa , September 21, 2009
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written by Elena , September 22, 2009
The one part I don't buy is that they picked that thing up and threw it in the water. Most likely the creature was already dead when they found it. Maybe a mutated sloth of some sort that died, fell in the water, and then washed up on shore. The cave, stoning, and tossing it in the water sounds like the exagerrated tale most teenage boys would tell... of course they would think their story made it better, not realizing that the world would frown upon them for claiming to kill the creature.
written by Pete , September 22, 2009
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written by adam , September 22, 2009
If that thing came out of a cave and went towards my child, I hope he would defend himself. AGAIN! How dare any of you question someone's parenting skills... As a parent I intend to instruct my son to defend himself if he feels threatened. John R. - How about you tell your child to go through this world being a peace loving trusting young human being, and to hop in the car with the guy offering him/her candy? SORRY! If any animal or human being comes at my child in a threatening way, they are to defend themselves. They are to question the safety of any situation and act appropriately. I value my child's life enough to not raise them saying "If you feel threatened, react peacefully and trust all animals and people". Where were you raised?
And Vanessa... that creature sure wasn't coming out for some sun... it looks like it hadn't seen the sun in its entire life unless its skin naturally excretes SPF 60.
Fact is, it was probably dead when the kids found it, and now the world wants to know what it is. Get over it.
written by Pete , September 22, 2009
written by May , September 22, 2009
Let's make this into something like "Boys killed sloth because of how it looked... are charged with hate crime"
written by Ralph , September 22, 2009
written by Melissa , September 22, 2009
Rumour is autopsy results found the creature to have undergone some type of postmortal sexual interference.
Its likely the creature was already dead when the teens discovered it.
Television footage exists of the entire animal in which’ defilement’ to the lower body is apparently evident
written by Wendy , September 22, 2009
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written by Vanessa , September 26, 2009
written by Vanessa , September 26, 2009
You really show your lack of knowledge with that ridiculous statement starting with "Fact is", followed by the word "probably". Is it FACT or NOT, anything else you'de like to share Pete? SAVE IT
written by Vanessa , September 26, 2009
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written by Devin , February 25, 2011
I don't agree with the mentality that we should attack something that looks scary. Humans have a fight or flight reaction, just like all other animals. If something chases you, you run. There was no reason to attack, whether the animal was lying there or crawling toward them. Using the dog metaphor again, if a dog charges you and looks like it has rabies, for example, than you don't throw something at it and antagonize it, whether you feel you are in the right or wrong. You RUN AWAY!
And before you say, "Anyone would attack that thing! It looks so threatening, with its nonexistant teeth," I know I wouldn't. I wouldn't antagonize an animal with something as simple as sticks and rocks. If that was all I had on hand, I'd leave. If I came across it again, I would be carrying something useful. For those who feel justified in killing it, I won't judge you, but if you're going to kill something, do it quickly and humanely.
So it was likely a hoax, and yes, they probably lied. Even a teenage boy who overreacts to the presence of a sick animal would not be that inhumane unless they were extremely sick.
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