Looking for someone who doesn’t care about the earth? Maybe a soulmate who also thinks climate change is a crock of crap? Or better yet, how about a romantic interest who actively works to destroy the planet? Well look no more as Greenpeace’s spin off PolluterWatch organization has set up a new (and rather hilarious) dating service to help match polluter industry lobbyists, CEO’s and propaganda-merchants hook-up with willing public officials – PolluterHarmony.
Described as the #1 matchmaking site for polluters, industry lobbyists, and politicians, the spoof agency offers success stories including pollution love matches with Senator Lisa Murkowski, Charles Koch, Senator Blanche Lincoln, Texas Representative Joe Barton and Michael Morris.
“It takes strong relationships and the right chemistry to devise schemes that successfully evade or destroy environmental regulations. Sometimes, members of Congress, polluters, and lobbyists are so busy that they don't have time to find those perfect relationships,” explains PolluterHarmony.
Greenpeace explains that they launched the new polluter dating service at a time when dirty industry companies and their trade associations are spending record amounts on lobbyists and influence peddlers in an effort to undermine clean energy policy and global warming solutions.
Visit: http://polluterharmony.com/
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